I read somewhere that men’s biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. And women’s biggest fear is that men will kill them. Kind of different stakes that we’re working with. But that’s why I don’t make jokes during sex — ’cause I think of stuff that I think would be funny all the time. But I just don’t say it ’cause I don’t want to be killed.”

#chelsea peretti #i like your face #* #cvp* 
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